Dual....:-)
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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