Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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