S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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