Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
do nipples grow back?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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