She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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