That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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