I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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