It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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