I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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