She said her name was "party"
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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