I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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