Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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