I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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