There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Randomize
