these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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