I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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