I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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