i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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