its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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