i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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