How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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