I want to stick my p in your. b.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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