Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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