She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize