Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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