I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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