I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
