Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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