You really coming over, don't trick.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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