Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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