True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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