Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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