I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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