Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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