it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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