In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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