it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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