yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
so let's talk penis.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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