Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
handjob tips. give me some.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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