Only a mothe r could love this liver
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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