Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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