Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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