Already got asked if we're dating
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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