The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
