I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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