My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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