I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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