This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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