If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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