But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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