Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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