I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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