Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize