Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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